The board of directors of the new lay union is advising Catholics suffering under Mammonite Traddie clergy to "keep 'em poor" and begin withholding not only weekly offerings but also Christmas gifts, Mass stipends, and direct appeals to fund their special projects.
Cash is the only language they understand, and its absence is the only way to make these down-market priests and wandering bishops come to their senses.
The union knows of a number of decent priests and bishops at home and abroad who will say Masses for the laity's intentions, so there's no reason to heed any threats flying from the pulpit. Pistrina has volunteered to serve as a contact point for any Catholic who doesn't want to give "One-Hand Dan," the rector, the Blunderer, or any malformed Pesthouse completer a stipend. Just email us (pistrinalit@gmail.com), and we'll give you the contact information to have your Mass said.
Enjoy the break, and we'll see you here next Sunday.
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