Sunday, October 7, 2012

ANSWERING A BEGGAR


Daddy, I need money, give it to your honey./Daddy, I need money now! Bessie Smith's "Money Blues"

Pistrina has received several reports over the last week, which strongly argue that the union of aliquid-pravi Catholics is now really a necessity. The old sede-Traddie dispensation is certainly on its last legs and can't last much longer, as you'll see. 

Report 1: Over the last month, there have been indications that "One-Hand" and the rector are really strapped for cash. Their poor-mouthing isn't extraordinary because they've done it so often in the past. (Who knows how many poor, gullible  souls' savings accounts have been emptied as a result of those self-interested appeals?) However, we've just learned that the rector is bitterly complaining to other clergy about his money woes. That's an indication of how real these problems are. He had to shelve last year's big $30 k plan, and now there's nothing. His pals aren't going to let him mine their chapels for funds that they have their eyes on: these are desperate times in Sedelandia!

We're sure these clerical sharks are blaming the economy for their plight, but all of us know better. People are just sick and tired of having their money wasted. They're starving the beast. While that's good news, it means that soon these shameless beggars will be out of the picture altogether. Their fleeced flocks will need somewhere to go for Mass. With the aliquid-pravi union, they'll have the help they need to start up again -- this time without the burden of cash-crazed Keystone Klergy.

Report 2: In the mail, we received copies of the bulletin of a tiny sede church that not many people are aware of. One of the Readers used to know some of the members well and thought highly of them for their common sense, good education, and manifest devotion to the faith. Many were escapees from a cult-like area chapel, where they had been meanly treated. Imagine our surprise when we read disturbing announcements like the following:


All the women and girls must wear dresses (not skirts and blouses) and hats to church.  All the men MUST wear white shirts.

An apology from the organist (a religious), directed to the pastor and the entire membership, for playing the organ too fast during a solemn ceremony during Holy Week.



The girls in the high school cannot play volley ball with any boys even with parental supervision.


How do you spell "cult"? Honestly, this is the stuff of made-for-TV movies. Those good folks are not going to stomach this for much longer. They know when someone has lost his grip, and it's only a matter of time before this little chapel rises up and gives their manic pastor the boot. Before that, you can be sure they'll cut back on the donations. (We hope that the educated men wear dress blue shits to mass, and the women and girls wear blouses, skirts, and chapel veils -- just to send a message to the idiot behind the announcements. Of course, there'll be demands for reparations and the usual drumming out of the chapel of the uncooperatives. But then the money will dry up, too, and the bum will be ignominiously run out of town.)

The sede clergy all over are self-destructing. Perhaps they see the end of their little fiction as Catholics reject their policy of division for the sake of personal gain. Their own flocks will drive them off.

When they leave -- and make no mistake: these clergy will all soon be packing their bags --the union will be all the laity have left.

2 comments:

  1. The volleyball note seems like micromanaging but also perhaps logical - the girls could get hurt, the boys/girls could come in contact with one another in indecent ways, etc. - though "even with parental supervision" - micromanagement of parents?

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  2. I talked to one of the nine recently. He said he thought the rector was off on some of these draconian policies. Particularly, I wanted to know from the rector what was so bad about rock music and specific Catholic teaching on this issue, which I was not provided with. This priest did not find rock music to be inherently demonic, just as guns don't kill people but people kill people. I'm fine with discipline and strictness if it serves some purpose, but to casually insinuate that some vague interest is a mortal sin without providing solid evidence is a form of intellectual terrorism which deserves its own aggressive response. The rector in this instance forgot that people could just stop listening to rock music and go to confession - if he would prove his point. But this appears to be more moral hairsplitting in the sea of theological chaos we inhabit today.

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