Saturday, February 18, 2017

THE TYRANT'S PLEA



Necessity has a stern face. Schiller

We must've gotten under Dannie's skin.

Two weeks ago PL remarked on "One-Hand Dan's" unusual request for Gertie suggestions about fund-raising and mind-control opportunities for 2017 Lent. As we reported, the sheep aren't flocking together for his "church suppers and recollections," so the sede amazing scapegraces were looking for another way to herd 'em in for a spring fleecing. (Click here for the full post.)

From the looks of it, the cult commissars aren't waiting for input (which wouldn't be forthcoming anyway). Peeved, no doubt, by PL's reading of his dilemma, His Authoritarianship has apparently decided to lay down the law, as evidenced by last week's "Bishop's (?) Corner," where he somberly put his thralls on notice:
We’re busy planning a good Lent, offering everything we can think of, at a convenient time, to make for a truly spiritual and holy “forty day fast.” Make your plans to change your plans and offer up a little extra church time. Recollections [ReCollections??, Ed.], Masses, devotions, Stations for adults and children and even some suppers and social events are on the calendar and in the planning stages. But pray to be generous.
Allow PL to translate "One Hand's" stark Cultspeak for you:
No more surveys. No more waiting for the tongue-tied laity to pipe up. No more Mr. Nice Guy, pouring sugar and syrup all over his cynical pretty-pleases. The forbidding cult Thought Police have gone full steam ahead with their own plans to serve up a smörgåsbord of money-milking, gut-stuffing events at all hours. N.B. The Gerties aren't invited to attend. They're commanded to be there, no matter what else they have on their schedule: "Make your plans to change your plans," Bossman Dan harshly demands with the iron-handed resolve of a banana-republic despot whose back's up against the wall.
No excuses accepted! He doesn't give a refrigerator rat's toenail how tired the Gerties are after a long day of demeaning, low-pay work or futile wrangling with out-of-control kids off their unaffordable meds. They'd better make an appearance! Dour Dan's asking-days are over, got that? He needs Gertie greenbacks!
Everybody —"adults and children" — is expected to show up for cult "social events" during the "forty day fast," which, counterintuitively but not surprisingly, has "even some supperscalendared. (We'll bet it's more than "some": Lent at the cult isn't Lent without plenty of free eats for the ever-peckish "prelate.") There'll be no question about who's got to fatten the "clergy" — and the vacation fund: Dannie stiffly ordered the Gerties to "pray to be generous," which means they have to come up with extra cash and do all the catering.
Woe to the indigent cultling family that doesn't meet His Inflexibility's hardline standards of generosity toward himself. If he doesn't collect all the money he craves this season, that means Ma, Pa, Meemaw, and Papaw didn't "pray to be generous" as Dannie enjoined. And if they failed to "pray to be generous," then, we imagine, they surely aren't worthy of Prudently-Dubious Dan's "sacraments." (💀WARNING TO GERTIES: Telling His Exigency your prayers weren't answered will get you nowhere!)

PL's going to venture a wild guess that the cult masters'll be taking attendance at all these activities. Our advice to the cowering Gerts who feel compelled attend is to keep an eye on the flinty "principal" and his wife (to see if one or both are keeping a record of who showed up). Try to observe whether they've got a little book where they surreptitiously take names and count family members present. In addition, when the collection plate comes around, watch the usher to check whether he's keeping tabs on who gave and how much.

There will have to be a reckoning of some sort if participation in 2017's Lenten gelt -'n'-grub grab is as dismal as that of past years. Should the Gerties ignore "One Hand" again this year, then he knows it's time to throw in the towel. The conditions are already so bad that SGG has resorted to offering bingo at 12:45 p.m. on Sunday (!!), February 26. Did the cult masters decide to abolish the Third Commandment in the same way that Tony Baloney did away with the Leonine Prayers?

 If Unsparing Dan's gone to all this trouble to slate a host of crypto-fundraising activities and the turnout is still low, he's going to have to make examples of some cultie cheapskates. We kid you not. He cannot  — will not — allow absentees to take Double Decker® Taco Supremes® out of his mouth or filthy lucre out of his pocket. Vacation time is 'round the corner. He's determined to care for his crushing needs.


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It's a little off track, we know, but PL can't resist commenting on a couple of serious errors recently committed by the cult kingpins. Traditional Catholics need constant reminders that these clowns are NOT AT ALL like the highly educated clergy of pre-Vatican II days. To be brutally honest, the cult masters aren't equal to the educated Novus-Ordo clergy of today. To err is human, we'll be the first to admit. But the mistakes the cult "clergy" make are unpardonable, because they're not simple slips of the pen or Spell-Check intrusions. They're the unmistakeable marks of the illiterate and unschooled.

Last week, one of you noticed Big Don's February schedule listed the 24th as the feast day of St. Matthew (!) rather than of St. Matthias. Perhaps another hand drafted the schedule. It might have been the sloppy work of one of the (so-called) high-school-graduate-only "nuns" or an uneducated lay cultling. Nonetheless, a subordinate's ignorance doesn't excuse the Donster in this case: he either failed to proofread the document, or he missed the blunder when he did read it over.

If Tradzilla, or Junior, or one of the pesthouse "professors" (LOL) is responsible for this disgraceful blunder, then the fool would merit our most severe condemnation. Anyone who's been celebrating Mass for as long as he  has (or, for that matter, for as long as the Kid, Scut the Prefect, and Squirmy have) should know St. Matthew's feast day doesn't fall in February. Furthermore, such a gross error might indicate that Big Don and his "priests" aren't familiar with The Acts of the Apostles and so thought Matthias and Mathew to be one and the same.

But as head-shakingly awful as this blunder is, it doesn't match the egregiousness of Dumbo Dannie's mistakes in his Feb. 12 "Corner." They signal an ignorance more profound than not knowing the New Testament, for they present a triple threat to literacy in one sentence: (1) badly mangled prose, (2) mistranslated Latin, and (3) unfamiliarity with elementary English usage. Take a look at the mess:
... Lent itself is called for a number in Latin, Quadragesima, or forty, for the forty fasting days that comprise it.
(1) The sentence, with its awkward passive and unwieldy phrasing, reads as if the English word Lent got it's name from the Latin word Quadragesima. That's impossible, as any schoolboy or schoolgirl knows. The Modern English word Lent, comes from the Old English lencten, which originally meant "springtime, spring" (compare the Modern Dutch lente). What he should have written is:  "The liturgical Latin word for Lent is Quadragesima..."

(2) After stumbling over his unsure English, Li'l Daniel then obliterates his small Latin by wrongly informing Gerties that Quadragesima means "forty." Forty — quadraginta in Latin — is a cardinal, but quadragesima is an ordinal, so the correct translation is "fortieth." (The unexpressed noun that the numeral adjective quadragesima ("fortieth") modifies is dies, "day.")  Real Catholic clergy know the difference.

(3) Lastly we come to the usage howler "comprise." His Inadequacy wasn't privileged to receive a university education, so he never learned this simple rule: the whole always comprises the parts; the parts compose (= constitute, make up) the whole. Thus Lent comprises forty fasting says, or forty fasting days constitute Lent, but never do "forty fasting days ... comprise [Lent]."  As the redoubtable Fowler complained in Modern English Usage: "This lamentably common use of comprise as a synonym of compose or constitute is a wanton and indefensible weakening of our vocabulary."

Wantonly Wrong Dan needs to buy himself a copy of Garner's Modern American Usage or Roberts' Plain English out of this Lent's collection. Then all he'll weaken is the liturgy and the faith.



* Scholarship tells us the name Matthias (probably a shortened form of the Greek Mattathias) is a variant of the Greek form for MatthewMatthaios, which itself represents an Aramaic Mattāi, a shorter form of the Hebrew Mattityāhû or Mattanyāhû, "gift of Yahweh." Although the two names come from the same word, the apostles bearing them are separate figures in sacred history. Need we repeat that a real priest or a real bishop would know that?

71 comments:

  1. Wow! What an eye opener! Or should I hope a wallet closer for the $ap$ at $GG.

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    1. The $ap$ better hold on tight to their wallets. Dannie's mounting a full assault this Lent as you'll see next week.

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  2. Hey PL,

    Have you heard that Sinburn is definitely out at Our Lady of the Sun? His priest and nuns are leaving in June. CMRI is taking over the chapel and school.

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    1. Yes, we've been receiving e-mails about the coup for two days. Here are the basics of what we know:

      1. Piv sent a letter to the faithful, dated Feb. 17, 2017. He assured them he has "worked peacefully for many years" with chapels where CMRI has "complete responsibility in all spiritual matters and a lay board for the temporal affairs of the parish." So it looks as though the assets of OLS are safe. This is wonderful news, and is surely a huge setback for the Donster.

      2. The board passed out pamphlets about the transition.

      3. The Sanbornite "priest" and "nuns" will be leaving by the end of June.

      The chapel will have to be on guard against all attempts to undercut the board's authority and alienate the faithful. Luckily they've got an experienced lawyer on the board, who should be able to counter any attempts to undermine the decision. At the very least, we guess there'll be an effort to recruit members to move to the Swampland.

      This may also explain Tradzilla's interest in Australia, since we know the change in Mass providers and "nuns" has been in the works for a while. Perhaps our friends Down Under will have something to report in the next weeks.

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    2. Talk in Brooksville is about a new family sanborn recruited with money. Little do they know why they were recruited. I guess Sanborn is pretty upset he isn't going to take over the chapel and has been crying the woe is me. He feels Arizona took advantage of him, and they broke their end of the deal. Not only that, but now, he is out of money for all his big plans for His Paradise, unless his favorites pony up and give him the money. After all, the school, church, and even the future convent and cemetery is going to be selected to those specific families. The Sanborn game is running out of options. Stay tuned for his next announcement on why he left, his version.

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    3. Thanks for the update. This is very good news. We can't wait to hear his excuses — especially when a few years ago he bragged he was going to take over.

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    4. Hello Pristina/Reader

      Greetings from Down Under Sydney,Australia.It was very interesting to hear about the recent visit here of Bp Sanborn.You must know about Father Gilchrist's background by now.We have info from a reliable source over the ditch in Wanganui,New Zealand that Gilchrist has been causing trouble both here and NZ(he lost the folk up in Fiji too)so he can try and get back to the USA.We don't think Bp Pivarunas would have him back to do damage to the CMRI Chapels,do you agree.Also from info we have when he was at Olathe,Colorado he did the same thing basically a bum while the two "nuns" did most of the work.He messed up or was refused a work vista and Bp Pivarunas sent him on his way to NZ.

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    5. From what all our sources say, he's probably there to stay. Coming back to the USA might bring some unwelcome attention.

      We're watching to see whether Tradzilla sends somebody over to replace G at the Melbourne Mass center he visited. In June, he'll have another mouth to feed when the CMRI takes over the AZ chapel. Hope he sends 'em somebody who's fluent in English.

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    6. Reader.If Tradzilla sends somebody over to Melbourne they will also go to Brisbane so G will have no where to go.There is only 2 or 3 folk at Adelaide.What will G do.We agree with someone else that Pivarunas would not want to start losing CMRI Chapels here.

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    7. If he has any sense, he'll can G.

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    8. In God's own time and way.

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  3. Take a look at MHT's new seminary picture from the retreat on the seminary's front page of their website. Notice three things: Dolan is there. Selway isn't smiling, in fact, he looks very cross. And, although Sanborn is known for his miserable composure, he's actually out-smiling Dolan. He certainly is trying to lay on the charm. This smile, and then his last month's newsletter showing pictures of him pretending he likes kids and babies. This place is as phony as it gets! Wonder what he's up to now?

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    1. I'd like to bet on which of those seminarians will be in the photo next year. My guess the one that isn't dressed like the others peeved off Sanborn because he didn't fit his perfect picture. My guess is also that the 3 seminarians with the biggest smiles won't be there by next year. He typically only keeps the ones who are as miserable as him, with less than a handful of exceptions. Look at his main priests, with the exception of the tall one, they seem on the miserable side.

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    2. You're right. They are a pretty angry bunch of scum buckets. And next year, the photo will be very different, no doubt.

      This is the first time we recall seeing Junior pose in one of those group shots with Dirtbag Dan. Something is definitely up down in the Swamp.

      Could it be that "One Hand" will be the second consecrating "bishop" for Junior, along with the JellyFish? Wow! You've gotta give Junior credit for being able to stomach sitting in the same row with "One Hand." No wonder he looks so P.O.'d. That's the grinning fool who ruined it all.

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    3. Which one in the picture is Junior?

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    4. First row, seated second from left, wearing a very unhappy expression. He doesn't seem to be looking directly at the camera, as the rest are. Even the irascible Scut (to Jr.s rt.) and dour Squirmin' Herman (leaning forward with quiet menace, 2nd from rt.) managed to look straight at the lens. Junior, on the other hand, appears withdrawn, distant, his thoughts very much elsewhere, as though he had been forced to pose in the picture.

      If our interpretation is correct, we can't blame him. Dannie destroyed Tradistan, and if Tradzilla had not imprudently defended the Wee One in 2009, the Swampland would have been safe. But now their world is in chaos. He'll get his miter someday soon, but where will be the glory, the adulation, the dollars? The cult will soon have to fold into itself like an armadillo.

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    5. Mr. smiley, suit on the right, put pictures up on facebook. I didn't realize that MHT let their seminarians do facebook? I guess it could have been one of the pants wearing family members who put it up on the mht facebook page. I'm surprised Sanborn let any woman on his property wearing pants of shorts. I guess it was okay because they weren't wearing 3 inch heels.

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    6. Compare a photo of Sanborn's seminarians to the SSPX, SSPV, and CMRI seminarians in photos. While Sanborn's seminarians tend to be frowning all the time, The other groups tend to smile and be happy. What a difference! That place looks like gloomville.

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    7. 10:10 AM

      In Sanborn Land, there are always exceptions for the privileged. We'll see if Smiley's back next year.

      10:30 AM

      That's a very sad place when you hear the stories. It's hard to believe any of those guys had a reason to smile. Maybe they were just just to get outside and away from the rector's marauding cat.

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    8. I didn't know Selway was Junior; not really up to speed with these people and their doings.

      Why is "Squirmin' Herman" called that? What's his real name?

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    9. Germán is the guy's first name, which is pronounced in Spanish as "Herman."

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    11. Oh! So he's Fliess.

      But why do you call him "Squirmin'"?

      Who's the guy in the second row, first from the left? He's totally looking somewhere else.

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    12. Probably because Squirmin rhymes with Herman! :-)

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    13. The far left guy in the 2nd row reminds me of Mary Cruz, one of the 4 false visionaries of Garabandal. She was usually looking off to the side in the pictures. Not very convincing.

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    14. I believe he is Caleb Sons, who spent years in a Novus Ordo seminary and the SSPX one, before going to MHTS. You can see his story here:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_nm3viIoIk

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    15. Mr. smiley on the right might be their brother. There were two, but one left.

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    16. A monk type brother.

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  4. 10:10 AM

    "MHT facebook page"? I can't find that in FB. Does it appear under a different name?

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    1. Most holy trinity seminary facebook page.

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    2. Anon February 19 at 9:37 PM

      You must have ants in your pants! Itching all the time, cannot leave Fr Gilchrist alone.

      Your informant in Wanganui, New Zealand is causing trouble, he/she is out in the cold, just like you.

      Find something better to do.

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    3. We agree with Anon Feb 19 at 9.37PM.We have reliable info here in the States about Gilchrists hidden motives.It is so sad that other folk are so blind.How about all the damaged souls these scumbag sede "clerics" have hurt.The last thing Piv would want is to start losing his Chapels here with someone like G.

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    4. Anon Feb 21 at 10:15 PM

      Reliable info? Send it to God. The blind? Pray for them. Damaged souls? Pray for them. Sede clerics will always be around. Leave the Chapels to the Bp.

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    5. No. Catholics need to be protected from sede filth, and the only way to do that is through vigilant activism and exposure. The sede scumbags may still be around like smallpox, but the people can avoid them.

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    6. Vatican II ploughed the field for the sedes. Only Divine intervention will sort out everything.

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    7. All we can hope is that the faithful won't sow in sede fields.

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    8. Sede filth is one thing.
      Vatican II filth is another.
      This is the 2nd wave of V II.

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    9. Those who turn towards the sedes are in line with "Rome will lose the faith and become the seat of anti Christ".

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    10. Good little Goy!!

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    11. Jesus said 'I will be with you until the end of time'
      The central act of being Roman Catholic is confession & holy communion & the holy sacrifice of the Mass.
      The Novus Ordo has been infiltrated & successfully highjacked to incorporate Jewish worship & to excuse Jews from the crime of deicide.
      Where else can faithful Catholics receive valid sacraments besides the traditional Catholic chapels?
      If you're home alone then you're calling Jesus Christ a liar.
      If we were living in the last days & the church were indeed swept from the face of the earth,the valid priests ordained before April 1969 would not be alive.
      I look forward to a response as nothing motivates home alone types more than being challenged to their claims as lay cleric authorities.

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    12. Goy to you too.
      Or are you a Jew?

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    13. Speak for yourself,I have an excellent traditional Catholic priest as a spiritual adviser & priest at our chapel.
      Your hatred of Dolan and his crew has blinded your reason.
      Not every priest or Bishop is like Dolan & Cekada.

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    14. I'm Roman Catholic NOT Jewish.
      Good little Goy who bow at the foot of the Jewish Novus Ordo or home alone types who call Jesus Christ a liar are useful idiot Goy for the superseding era of the Jewish Anti-Christ.
      Shalom boy!

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    15. English examination time:

      Question - What is a vacuum?

      Answer - A large open space where the Pope lives.

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    16. You're right. Not all trad "clergy" are like Dannie, Bonehead Tone, and Big Don. If a trad "priest" isn't in thrall to one of the "bishops," and your conscience permits, then he might be worth a try.

      However, we advise extreme caution. Just like a pet dog, at any time the creature might revert to nature and maul you. We know from personal experience.

      We thought we had met an independent sede who believed that SVism was not a matter of divine and Catholic faith, even though for him it explained the current crisis, and he privately abided by the counsels of his conscience.. We thought he would never try to exceed his competence. Yet given the first chance, he sought to impose the pseudo-dogma, and soon became, in our eyes, indistinguishable from Tradzilla or "One Hand."

      You may be more fortunate or more wise than we. You may have invested your trust in someone worthy, Good for you. But remember that everyone else may not be so lucky.

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    17. Anon February 22 at 5:50 PM

      Thank you and you are correct.
      There has been hatred alright.
      They should wean themselves of it.
      It does not suit them.

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    18. I have definitive proof that the author of this blog is a Jew.

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    19. Anon. ii:liii

      Numquid ego Judæus sum?

      ! אוי ואבוי

      Apud PL, non est Judæus, neque Græcus. Omnes enim nos unum sumus in Christo Jesu.

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    20. Anon Feb 24 at 2:53 PM

      If that is fact, then it explains the flavour that I can sniff from time to time.

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    21. A little English lesson, 6:49: flavors are tasted; odors (or aromas, as in our case) are sniffed.

      At our Saturday-morning editorial conferences, you'll definitely notice bacon.

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    22. Do away with bacon.
      According to DNA, pork is next to human flesh. We were told by our naturopath.

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    23. Pork ribs or Adam's ribs?
      Better to go vegetarian.

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    24. Much clearer from the Reader 7:09:
      It is the Novus Ordo "ordors".

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    25. "Thou wilt eat the flesh meat that thy soul desireth." Deut. 12:20

      And we desire bacon!

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    26. Anon February 24 at 2:53 PM

      Jew ???
      Khazarian, Sephardic or Ashkenazi?

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    27. Got to be "fake news".
      Just follow The President.

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    28. Fair enough maybe I am blessed to have a normal cleric.
      Our priest is old and in 10-15 years or so I will most likely be in your all's shoes.

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  5. OMG! Did their lordships procure those hats from a certain British transplant to Mexico?

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    1. You mean the Old Catholic guy in Guadalajara?

      Maybe Dannie did, but I'm sure Tradzilla got his saturno at a much more upscale shop in Rome.

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  6. Why is it that the majority of seminarians from Sanborn's seminary are foreign? It appears the majority of seminarians from sspv, cmri, and SSPX are Americans. Do the American seminarians just know the reputation of Sanborn? It also seems odd that there is a Thuc line seminary in Argentina, but he chose to recruit a couple or more seminarians from there?

    I would like to know why a seminary built from nothing only 10 years ago is already needing more money to expand? Poor planning, greater interest, or because he has more priests than he thought who can't find places to go?

    I would also like to know if Cekada is still teaching at the seminary? If so, does he do it through Skype or does he still make the trips? If not, was he replaced?

    You mentioned CMRI taking over Arizona. How does Sanborn feel about that? Sanborn hates cmri. I'm sure that is a slap in his face. Sanborn will privately tell people not to go to cmri. What's the difference between cmri and sgg?

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    1. All excellent questions, and we're sure others will reply. Americans want nothing to do with MHT because they've heard all the hair-raising stories about Scut, the crying deacon, the non-stop KP work, seminarians packing up in the dead of night to escape, the Billot affair, and much more. One now-active cult "priest" had been advised by Bp. McKenna NOT to go to MHT, and he didn't. He took an independent study with an ex-CMRI-er.

      The seminary already has plenty of room for the real enrollment. It's just that Big Don gets the itch to spend and build whenever the initial enrollment jumps temporarily. But it's always down again after a short time when the boys see what's in store for them under Scutty and Squirmy. Reliablke reports from Cinci say the cult entrant for 2016 didn't last until winter.

      From several accounts we've received, it indeed was more than a slap in Sanborn's face. Some have characterized the action as a "firing." He's not only going to lose the contract money to staff the place but he'll have to feed and house the Toady as well as the "nuns" when they get back to the Swamp. We hear the new "convent" won't be ready, so what he does with the extra Priory Princesses is anybody's guess.

      What should wound the Donster most of all was that he lost a plum chapel to the despised CMRI. Now we're not their biggest fans either, but at least AZ's assets will remain at the chapel and not fall into Tradzilla's paws. Moreover, we think the CMRI "nuns" will provide a kinder, more positive learning atmosphere for the children.

      We guess he'll get his "revenge" in Melbourne, if they can afford to pay.

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  7. Guess S has already started his revenge w/his new org: "Roman Catholic Institute" (@ 26:25 or so) - Caleb's joined "until reception of the subdiaconate" [i.e. not sure why after that he's dropping out/or maybe he has to re-up?]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_nm3viIoIk

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    1. Maybe the status changes once major orders are conferred and you go into a different class of membership? We wonder whether there are dues based on your membership classification (higher orders = more $$).

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    2. Reader Feb 21 at 10:33 AM

      They may not be able to afford it. "Revenge" is not based on faith.
      It is man's greed.

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    3. Tradzilla's greedy for sure, but in a case of getting back at the CMRI for taking AZ from under his nose, he may be willing to take a steep discount.

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    4. Anything is possible Reader.

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    5. How right you are. Tradistan opens of a worlds of nutty possibilities — as long as money is at true center.

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  8. Will they need 2 bishops in Brooksville once the kid is consecrated?

    And seeing that the kid doesn't get along with dolan/Cekada, will the alliance between Sanborn end with the consecration?

    Where are the Arizona nuns and priest going once they are kicked out?

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    1. We don't see the need for 2 "bishops" in B'ville either. Our guess has been that when Jr. gets his birthright miter, Tradzilla will move on with his new "clerical institute" (LOL). Perhaps he'll relocate the "seminary" to France; there were some hints along that way in one of his 2016 newsletters. When he's gone, the swampland cult will go into deep cover.

      The alliance question is a good one. There's never been much love lost between Tradzilla and "One Hand." Dannie may try to hang on by affiliating with Trazilla's new apostolate, but the Kid certainly will keep his distance from Dannie and the Cheeseball.

      As for AZ, we suppose the "nuns" will return to the Swampland, where their families can support them. Maybe the Donster will find another place for the Toady so he doesn't have to feed and house him. Some think he might be the one going to Australia, but we have our doubts owing to his English language skills. We'll keep our ears to the ground on this one.

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